You’d be amazed by how many are taking the “hey, but there are two black people here” bait.

Nope. We won’t be treated to that event — he’ll drop dead, alone, mid-tweet, on the crapper.

LMAO the headline.

Late to the game, Michael. There already is a mace that repels women (women of all colors.)

The American public was like:

And then I was like this:

There’s really only one gif you should use to characterize McCain’s vote that captures both the thumbs down aspect and the fact that McCain is still crazy and while the bill was likely going to die in conference anyways, his old man spitefulness caused him to want to be front man for shitting in Trump’s mouth on a big…

had Cream of Mushroom soup in it for some reason I’ve never figured out

He’s sooo not a true hero.

And my reaction to people acting like McCain is a hero is like

Putin’s cock, that is.

I hate to do it, but as a white person, there’s something I just have to say about this white allies thing, Michael. It’s hurtful. I mean, really, only an 11 seed? We should have been way higher, conclusively demonstrating your reverse racism!

You’re just lucky we can’t interrupt your internet comments to explain how you’re wrong.

with a big orange knife in his back.

This about sums that mess up:

I like the fact that he quotes JoPa.

I wish he would have quoted Trump also: