Yeah, this is the worst thing they could’ve done from the perspective of dealing with the question, “WHY DON’T THEY CALL THE FLASH?”

No, just no.

The prequels remain garbage covered garbage, damn revisionist history. The poor writing isn’t aided by the poor story or the poor performances. Phantom Menace is the worst, followed in order to somehow Revenge of the Sith being the best. Except that fucking duel that lasts 10 years.

Because when I think “Star Trek,” the phrase “the less you think about it, the more fun it is” doesn’t in any way make me want to shatter my television with a cinder block, carved in the shape of the USS Enterprise-D.

In that reality, yes, they will have to address it.

Yes.

We’re going to quibble about “modern day technology,” in the universe of earthquake machines, ATOM suits, time machines and a super-suit that can expand to immense proportions, contains significant micro-heating elements, a communications system, biometrics measurement and is all but friction-proof?

I don’t disagree on any one point. I hated the first two episodes of this series but am slowly having it grow on me. That said, Zach, you spent this nearly-entire article shitting on Discovery, but gave it a B.

It’s spelled Pokemon. Or, more accurately, Pokémon. I only point this out because you’re accusing someone of essentially being extremely stupid. And then fucking up the thing you’re saying they are so stupid, that they’ll only have the cognitive capacity to understand something that.. simplistic? Childish? Immature?…

Yeah!

Have the makers of the Last Jedi responded to the edit that was put in cinemas? ‘cause that was pretty shitty too.

Moderate points of view, just because they don’t castigate the other side and demand blood, money and votes, aren’t invalid. Your wish that people would “grow a pair” or “get off the fence,” or “stop being a total pussy” doesn’t carry any weight. Your own dumb views don’t make moderate dumb views dumber, nor…

They broke new ground.

Not your fault, but you’re being a petty turd over someone pointing out that the headlines and the reality of the situation of this exact same article don’t match. They. Don’t. Match.

This is.. still a crime. I mean, guy’s a total piece of shit. I hope he loses everything and goes to jail.

She’s a terrible choice for president, but not for any of this madness. I just want someone who has any experience in the political realm to be at the head of the government, which is entirely a political position. The fix to dumbshits like Trump is not Oprah Winfrey. It’s to be smarter than this. Get someone who has…

I’m mostly in agreement. People on most pop culture/television review sites seem to be buried half-way up Discovery’s posterior and shitting on Orville. That said, Orville had some rough patches. Were they show-breaking? Or even episode-breaking? Not really. Not even scene-breaking.

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You can always watch it in chunks on YouTube. I catch the monologue, desk bits and interviews that I care to see, but that’s it.

Because it’s not a straw man argument.