Yeah, I think these morons fail to understand that the writing was crap. Granted, the actresses were basically just ad-libbing everything, but that has nothing to do with them lacking penises. It has everything to do with a bad approach.

Please please please please please please cast Jeremy Irons again in Dungeons and Dragons. Over the top madman pretending to cast spells should fill that resume.

Oh, please.

Fuck these movies.

I get that it’s cool to be halfway up Disney’s asshole and all, but:

No.

Metal coat rack? Found in a trash yard?

He doesn’t interview people. He HAS interviewed people, like the Dalai Lama. But by and large, he doesn’t interview people - I think he’s got 5? 6? in his three seasons on HBO?

Goodbye, everyone.

See, this is a problem. This has not a fucking thing to do with equal opportunity. They're happy to have her and to pay her. This is a demand for equal outcome, which is inherently bullshit. I believe women should make what men make - but I also believe that this is contingent on both being at equal levels.

So.. uh.

Wait. Friends? I HAVE A FRIEND?

I thought 130 episodes of Last Man Standing was proof that God was dead?

In Tucker Carlson's defense, Jon Stewart also won custody of his balls after that Crossfire segment.

Amazing puppet on sesame street.

I dunno. Lady in the Water, anyone?

Jesus, they just broke 150k in the hour-ish this has been up.

Poor Doug. No one ever says this about Doug. Because Doug is terrible.

No.

Cucumbers look like wieners.