Even beyond the child aspect: why the fuck care what other adults choose to eat at a restaurant? What giant balls does this author gargle to weigh in on someone else's food choices?

Not holier than though, Jeffrey?

The guy's a total dick. Like he has an idea how Kermit would respond in a situation—it's not like he's had his hand up Kermit for two decades. Or knew Jim Henson. Or was asked, specifically by his family, to take over the role. Fucking ponce.

No. Just… just no.

Same. Doctor Who has some grim futures, but it's also packed with futures full of optimism, hope, tolerance, idealism, respect, and the idea of giving people the benefit of the doubt. It's some crazy cognitive dissonance to then shit on that when the Doctor is recast in that spirit.

Here's the funny thing!

Eat shit, Teddy.

So Apple's solution to the Echo is to make something uglier (substantially), more expensive (double the price), using shittier software (Siri's not gotten nearly the development needed) and pretend.. they're.. innovating?

Yeah, it's almost like Alamo being discriminatory pissed people off, regardless of if it effects them. I fully believe in equality of rights, of pay, of respect - but that means.. equal treatment. What dicks people are to feel like that's a fair point of view. Principles are principles, and just because I am not…

The syntax for American Sign Language is built off of French Sign Language, which is why sentence structure reads so much like a Latin-base language. Even in America, not all who learn sign language necessarily learn American Sign Language as it is, some learn Pidgin Signed English, which is a combination of American…

To be clear amongst the waves of irony and sarcasm coming from the commentariat, this is… sexist. It just is. But it's a private establishment. So they're kinda allowed to be. If Thor: Ragnarok was screened only for men, it would also rightly be called out for being sexist.

I don't really like the rhetoric used by the anti-safe space people, but I agree with the underlying philosophy. College should be where students go and have their worldview challenged. Yes, there will be things you don't like. Just like in the world.

I really enjoyed the act of dropping a deuce on Arrow week after week last season.

Based on what some of the producers said, they couldn't get the actor they wanted in season five, so they're going to return to it in season six.

"I'm deeply disturbed by this information."

B+? Seriously?

Then parents need to be ready to pay full price for their kids. Instead of 2 adult tickets and 2 infant-in-lap tickets (dramatically discounted), it's 4 adult tickets.

Not only that, but in the industry, if you're traveling on an employee's pass, there is a completely different standard. It is clear, if you let someone travel with your pass, they are a reflection on the employee and the company itself. This has been an understood rule for decades. They dress like they were going to…

Yeah, no.

I'm assuming it's something like Avengers: Heroes Reborn, acting as a recasting for shit.