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Thornton Melon
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We’ve got ourselves a bitter Kick-Ass fan over here... everyone come see it’s not rare, hardly unique take. Takes for all!!!! Takes for all!

I read this article. I know some of those things were words... but what the hell were the other things?

Oh my bad, I thought you were talking school he played at. But yeah, DC Washington. Gotcha... but he was a coog none the less.

Washington State...

John Dickerson is a national treasure. We don’t deserve him.

Can we get a euro league team in seattle and pay Gates money for him to play and just stay home? As a Seattle native living in Sac (with two IT jerseys in my closet) just let the guy stay in that dope house with those big doug firs. It’s all fucked, at least let a northwest guy be at home... (I’m speaking for myself

The only honest kind of candy is the candy you get when daddy dies... because I deserve that candy, and shouldn’t have to share that candy with anyone.

“I think when you sneeze, that’s your soul trying to leave the body. Saying ‘bless you’ crams it back inside you.” -Milhouse Van Houten

Thank you for this. I still cannot look at that man. He and Dick should be in jail.

My comment, in jest. Your comment, in anger. My life, is full of jest. Your life, is full of anger.

“Those were leg injuries, and this is a shoulder, so maybe the likelihood of further damage or a setback is minimal...”

Well then Okie, tip of the hat. I thought I laid a clever trap... but indeed, I was the one trapped. I applaud your service. Thank you.

It must be nice to be fair weather and lack things like, oh I don’t know, convictions. But god damn, I just love Seattle too much. Neat logo there poser.

I posted the same comment before I say your beautiful post. Screw Clay, Stern, Shimmer... don’t count his Sonic days with his zombie sonic days. #SoS

Who’d you donate 0.7% percent of your income to? So yeah, let’s not treat this as you’re better than him.

The Thunder have no goodwill or intentions. They are a stolen franchise owned by a bigot. Fuck anyone that thinks slighting Clay Bennett isn’t appropriate.

Don’t count his Seattle days as his OKC days. They are not one and the same.

Look at the guy fall off the rail, bottom left!!! I think he seriously hurts himself... people rush over. But I can’t stop laughing every time he thuds.

It’s sort of crazy to think that a football guy that climbed as high Ditka has never seen Remember the Titans.

Fuck this guy, and really ESPN. I’m a Husky, and PAC-12 blowhard (not mafia goon), so biased, yes... but I also have what ESPN would deem “the privilege” to view all those east coast conferences play waiting until after dark for my kick offs.