Those two red dots projected on the shark are for measuring length of animals underwater. The distance between the red dots is consistent at any distance. If you know the red dots are 0.5 meters apart, but do not know the distance to item your measuring, you count how many of the 0.5 meter lengths there are and boom…

Well in this case the drawer is clearly on fire because our country is definitely haunted...or tainted. Well, both.  

The right just has the hardest time understanding the first amendment.

Hey! The Klan in Eastern OR wants you to know that they are not Idahoans!  

Yeah, they use their cap lock key a lot more in the 509. Much more Senator Craig from Idaho, than anything WA has to offer. 

The east coast knows nothing about the west and it’s terrible. The most northwest state, which is on the Pacific, and has much more of what the east coast things as PNW “ohhhhhh orcas, eagles, oh my.... volcanoes... big trees, apathy to east coast traditions which blowwwwwwwwww,” but y’all love Oregon and their Klan…

You’re in the game 7 of the second round of the playoffs... you should probably know hockey 101. Sloppiness should be called, these are supposed to be the best teams after all. 

My Huskies got Chris Petersen, so you may do what you wish with Boise State. Big 12 would be dope. 

Ummm... so the west lies east of Seattle now... aight. 

It’s the blue turf that keeps the press interested.

Do people not realize what a dick Conan is? I still remember during the writers strike, in 07 or around there, he was still doing his show... without his writers Conan’s main go to joke method is being a bully and a dick. I know many folks that switched to Craig Ferguson after that... and I tell ya, life was good over…

Hey Chuck!!! It’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s a blatant lie from a stooge the senate confirmed.

Craig is hella woke... Geoff Petersen had a big influence on him. 

Also, your problem with the electric guitars is that you turned the volume down... that album goes to 11. 

You talk about your Pac record, but even at his best attempts his dis-tracks don’t hold a candle to “You Oughta Know.” That song is worth having the album on vinyl. The greatest dis track ever recorded is directed at Uncle Joey from Full House... that’s gangster. The lyrics are just as profound as any of the three…

I get seriously reprimanded for having someone buy me a $12 dollar lunch as a GS-12... but look! Look! Naw, don’t look. It’s easier. 

Can we just sneak Jon Stewart onto set one day? It worked before. 

When I first saw that picture, I thought he was standing next to a Blockbuster... and it sorta made sense. 

This is the same anti-science rhetoric that all deniers of science use.

Seems flaud to me too. Flaud to faal.