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Thornton Melon
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Josh Brown is on the market, right? Or is he in jail? Or going to jail?

Marshawn is the Bill Murray of the NFL, he gets away with so much stuff because he is who he is. Love the Beast.

When people ask the benefits of the Oxford comma, I will point to this headline. I read it as something totally different. I was let down. I wanted the concert birthing.

Venus over Mars any day of the week... speaking of week, Mar’s shit is weak... wizeak.

This man is my boss. I do not agree with any decisions he has made, except one. The one I just found out about. That’s Buck Hunter Pro, that’s a fine machine. I spent most of my grad school funding on that machine.

Another thought, shouldn’t these guys be wanting statues of the 19 hi-jackers. I mean, they did the second most damage to Americans on US soil, after the Confederacy.

Fucking hell. This guy is in charge of the Interior. I work for a bureau in Interior. That makes this guy my boss.

The Glove and Reign Man built the Key the first time... they can build it again.

Train sure wasn’t a silent killer. Oh barf, remember those guys, Train?

I don’t know if this counts, but I was a die-hard Cecil Fielder fan, way after anyone else was even a Cecil Fielder fan.

Even if it wasn’t a racist post, as a principle she should know better. You shouldn’t be in a management position with no concept of common sense. I mean, unless, you’re president... fuck me.

In-and-Out is only in the West Coast, therefor it falls into 16, and you can get rid of nine. Plus, you never been to Oakland huh?

Confederate statues are nothing more than participation trophies.

How many of those fat racist white dudes have blue tooth things in their ears? That demographic loves the blue tooth ear thing.

Could you keep us updated on this please. I hate this man.

Ambassador Y. P. Pull here... Diddy, that’s a good tweet. I’m not sure what Ed Sheeran’s thoughts on it are but I’ll ask him tonight at racquetball.

This.

These are three solid starting points. The dems need to just be vocal about these three things, for the next 3.6 years (hopefully 1.6 years, with a new senate majority). So much bickering, such a lost puppy this party has become. This is the party of FDR, Henry Wallace, LBJ, and Obama... at least in my eyes. The

I’m not going to dog anyone on their hot sauce. My office hot sauce is Tapatio. I know... who am I to judge? But Texas Pete has always seemed like just another red vinegar sauce in a land of red vinegar sauces. And, so what, maybe Texas Pete himself scares me... that damn shadow person with his lasso. What’s he

This is like Jackass, only not with charismatic guys... and not funny guys... and no self-deprecation whatsoever. This is like Jackass, but made by real jackasses. Sans the coolest astronauts and Bron Bron... F anything that comes out of Ohio.