Man, I’m like the spokesman for Y.P. Pull and I know Texas Pete is some weak sauce.

I can’t speak for all trucks, but I know when I saw Robosaurus (a robot-dinosaur-made-of-monster-trucks-sent-from-the future) eating cars he was pretty racist. He ate two Toyota’s and then the announcer informed us “Robosaurus doesn’t like Japanese cars, they don’t fill him up!” So yeah, I think Robosaurus might…

Golf? Get out of here... golf is the fat cousin of pool. Plus they made a tiny car specifically for this activity (which is no sport). Golf has gots to go... it’s gots to go.

No. No we don’t.

But where does she stand on bringing the Sonics back? I mean, that’s the best way to populist campaign in Seattle. Just get the Glove on board your campaign, run on that... then actually do the above mentioned agenda.

This is just old guy tennis. Those chubby bastards with their weird spin and dinkers. I knew about it before it was cool.

So, turns out I’m bipolar. Just learned this. Anyways, my last manic episode I tried to join the French Foreign Legion.

I hope this guy blossoms into a potential superstar, or an actual superstar, and we trade him for peanuts. I’m used to this, and I don’t like change.

Just a random fact, but Washington State is the only state that still has a gallows.

Boom! That response just made my night. Count it!

This is cool. I am actually really blown away with a team having an outfielder move to cover a bag. Seems like my life is pretty, pretty dull if this has me more perked up than my coffee.  

I’m going to call the hotline tonight, and report on actual “human” aliens and their crimes. You see, I grew up near the border of Canada. Those damn Canucks sneak across the border and steal (well buy, but in funny lookin’ currency) all the milk in my county. I’m not sure what’s up with the price of milk in Canada...…

Word. I try and fly Alaska exclusively... in so much that I spent the day today driving from Houston to NOLA solely because Alaska got me to Houston cheaper, and a six hour drive was an excuse to go fishing... but I digress, just wanted to give Alaska some props... no pun, they were jets.

Dude... I’d be happy with another 84 wins. This team... this team.

Your move... Doc Holliday.

Jack Dog... the real Dawg Father.

Just watch that episode of Mad Men where Roger takes acid... do what Roger did. This is general life advice.

No, it’s not their job. Your opinion in this case is not fact. At least fact if you follow the Constitution of the US. Which seriously, isn’t much of a stop-gate for much of this administration and it’s supporters. I’m not here to teach you how the US works, I just hope you learn at some point before you go all out on…

“By your logic local PD’s should only enforce local laws, so if you are speeding on a state highway, only a state trooper should be able to pull you over since it isn’t the city police’s job to patrol state highways?”

Mike Pence... you’re no Danzig, you’re no Danzig at all.