Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no smoking laws? Different police have different…

Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no smoking laws? Different police have different…

Show me a city ordinance where it is illegal. Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no…

Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no smoking laws? Different police have different…

Cite your source.

Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no smoking laws? Different police have different…

Would you be upset if a highway trooper gave you a jay walking ticket? Or if a sheriff arrested you for fishing without a license? How about if the FDA enforcement wrote you up for tax fraud? Maybe the MP could cite you for smoking in a non-military building that has no smoking laws? Different police have different…

Can we please put this into perspective, sure maybe ‘one’ fella dinning alone with a non-spouse-human might seem innocent... but sooner or later we are going to see married men dinning with a seeing eye dogs, or in the presence of birds, or he even takes his kid and his whole T-ball team out for a Dairy Queen! This…

Oh my gawd... such a good dog.

Cartman never dies on South Park, I think you meant Kenny.

I saw that... it just still confuses me. DC is a much shorter, take a sword on a train, commute. Obviously, I don’t understand this guy at all... which is just fine with me. Glad they threw the book at him, now I just hope he gets those charges.

I’m not trying to make light of this... but the oddest thing about this to anyone else that he went to NYC from Baltimore to find black people. I mean, he could have stayed in Charm City, maybe head to east side D.C., Philly is only half the drive time. The fact that here is this dude, maybe sitting on a train, for a…

Odd, usually when I hear about people being sent to Rikers Island jail I don’t smile... but, I just smiled. I need more coffee...  

This is so odd, god is telling me that this guy is a huge mistake, and he created these morons after spilling coffee on his keyboard.

And another thing Andre, if you keep leaving a your crap around the house we are going to legally change your name to Murry! I’m not faking this time!

I saw the photo and thought this article was about an albino conference

Dammit. I got called out. As a Seattle guy, my heart skipped a beat reading this headline. Come to the northwest!

The Seattle era. Fuck that... Save Our Sonics!

America embraces it’s immigrants as necessity. It might be buzzwordy to blame immigrants in your western culture, but not this one. The American zeitgeist is much more tolerant than the other western countries I’ve lived in (Germany, UK, even Canada with their Canadian Content Laws). Please spare us your hot takes on…

So this is what it’s like when doves cry.