Sigh. My Reds are perpetually down 3 runs before the 4th inning. And I like Skyline too. And the Bengals are gonna start playing football again... life is dark, man.

My buddy wore this shirt to school way back in 9th grade and the school administrators made him take it off because, “it promotes violence.” That was a fun day.

So if a team plays/played in a dome is this the temp in the dome or on the street?

Jeeeez, my Reds even suck at hashtags. Gonna be another long year. #atleastwegotvotto

I guess thats 2 balls and 2 strikes then...

Ha! All the Flynns are out today.

Came here for the “Skyline chili is Cincinnati!!” comments. Well done, all.

Thank you, sir.

South, my brother. South of Spokane. Go Zags!

Lif long Hawkeye fan. At my house Hayden Fry delivers Christmas presents instead of Santa. But these Hawkeyes are still all butt-hurt about losing to NDSU at football.

I was one of the lucky ones in my town who got one after standing in line for an hour at a GameStop. My kids are gonna have migraines sitting that close to the TV until I figure out a better solution.

The Republicans said the same thing in 2012 (who do we have for 2016?!). Nobody said, “Don’t worry we got D. Trump in our back pocket.” The Dems will figure something out by then even if it looks bleak now.

Yeah but is their debt considered a “shipload” of money or just a regular load of money?

My mom had a cat named Lefty Grove but she died before I could find out why (my mom not the cat).

I’m only interested if JR Smith is invited to the clubhouse party when they clinch.

Predator drones are dangerous.

Yeah, but did he make the bowling ball shot or not?

No! For heaven’s sake don’t make it easier for the pitcher to pick off a base runner. They will throw over there a billion times and slow down the game even more.

I want Prince Fielder back...

Undercover North Korean agent makes long awaited attack on the South.