I don’t understand how he is still governor, I feel like I’ve been hearing about how much everyone hates him my entire life and yet....

I agree, being lost in cold dark tunnels sounds terrifying even if they weren’t filled with skeletons.

Absolutely appalling.

I’m so glad I got over the pretentious “I only like good tv” phase. I know the specific brand of garbage tv I love and I will consume as much of it as I can get, thank you very much.

Yup.

I would have loved to forget there were men making pop music but somehow all my local stations are STILL playing the same three Maroon 5 songs, each one the same and yet worse than the last.

saaame

As long as your band name is Ceaseless.

Wasn’t that the name (and spelling) he used for one of his old fake spokes person personas? Maybe he thinks that’s how it’s actually spelled.

I think he was trying to become her enemy so as to eventually end up as her husband?

Yeah, he was into you Joanna!

He hasn’t deleted or tweeted anything since so... maybe?

he really should have :/

Truth, but I’m pretty sure the clothes aren’t the reason they look miserable.

That babby looks like a tiny Wallace Shawn.

Is that really the excuse that was given for Spicey’s absence? So he’s definitely in the hospital after a nervous break down, right?

That sounds way dirtier than anything that should ever be associated with Pence.

This is legit, true, and good.

This is legit, true, and good.

Petition to have the Trump Presidential Waste Treatment Facility, a new tradition to honor our shittiest presidents.

I love your dedication to preaching avocado truth. I do it the same way, but I have to say, I’ve seen that ‘hack the pit and twist out’ “advice” on the internet many times.