I have Mirena. By first period do you mean the bleeding that starts right after insertion? Mine lasted for probably about a month (but it was more like heavy spotting, I just used panty liners). Since then my periods have been less frequent and super light, but they do kind of linger around longer. I wouldn’t be too…

Just about everything is nowadays!

I’m now honestly trying to decide which would be worse, having lived through everything up until this moment and being painfully aware of how we got here, or waking up suddenly with no memory to find that everything has gone to shit.

Hey now, since all of them seem to be forgetting only the Russian stuff, we have to assume Russia is developing memory wiping technology! To investigate!

In my house they were comfy pants. And I refused to wear jeans until I started taking riding lessons and my instructor told me I had to wear jeans. So I did a 180 and wore nothing but jeans for about 20 years, now I’ve come full circle and would wear leggings everywhere if I could.

I super duper loved Trollhunters.

Where can I buy Winston-style bird shirts? and how can I get my husband to wear them? Or should I just keep them for myself?

I’ve had my mirena for almost a year and I was getting a super light period like you describe every three months, but right now I have it for the second month in a row and I’m disproportionately grumpy about it. I keep telling myself that this is still way better than non birth control menstruation but inside I’m just…

And the ‘egg’ was the problematic part of ‘racist egg’! 2 for 2 Twitter!

Haven’t planted anything but do any of ye green thumbs know if I’d be okay planting strawberries in May/June? I’m moving to a HOUSE with a YARD (yay!) and I’d love to get some established asap so I can pick them by next year, I’m just afraid I’m going to fry my new plants by planting them so late. I suppose I could…

edit: nevermind, it’s fine

yours was better!

Dr. Willie Parker is honestly my favorite person on Twitter. Whoever is working on the immortality potion for RBG needs to save some for him!

Yeah, or maybe a requirement that the state investigate someone’s whole criminal background before giving them a gu—oh, right, that would be TOO much, nevermind.

Somebody try to convince me right now what the positive was in letting the South come back to the Union? 

Ha! I was thinking more of turning into a tree and no one ever hears from me again, but that would work too. Especially since I desperately need to get groceries and really don’t have time this week.

When I was in elementary school I read a book about a kid who manages to turn himself in a plant.

Huh, that’s weird. I hope you get to the bottom of it!

Ugh, that sucks. How long did you wear the boot thing and how recently did you stop wearing it? Maybe your foot is stiff because it’s not used to walking in a normal shoe (and flexing) any more? Or try to pay attention if you’re walking unevenly in anyway. You’d be amazed how quickly you can pick up an odd way of…