nope, I never want to feel even 1% of a glimmer of admiration or gratitude toward Kellyanne Conway

I’m at peace with this, as long as we finally get those taco trucks on every corner.

This is what happens when we elect a sociopath with a toddler’s capacity for nuance.

I know “alternative facts” rightly got all the attention from that word salad, but “there’s just no way to quantify numbers” is also pretty hilarious*.

I hate crawlspaces and I’m kind of opposed to living in a house with one. Like, it wouldn’t be a dealbreaker, but it’s a con for sure.

Everyone makes mistakes, but generally we want people in charge of the country to make fewer, and less stupid mistakes than the rest of us. Like, there’s a higher standard there.

• Another day, another group of angry voters shouting down the GOP at a town hall. This time, constituents yell “Shame!” at Rep. Jody Hice in Georgia. [The Atlanta-Journal Constitution]

It was a little of everything, but I’d say predominantly healthcare and education. Planned Parenthood also had a strong presence. However, rep would not actually answer/respond to any questions.

Well, he figured a black guy did it and a woman thought she could do it, so it couldn’t possibly be that hard.

I went to a townhall this morning. About 400 people were there, and when it was set to begin the reps announced that it actually wasn’t a town hall and they would only do closed door, one-on-one constituent meetings. They literally fled to room to boos. Only one came back to finally listen to us.

Good for her, I admire her even more now.

Yessssssss, I called Chelsea’s pregnancy after the B99 finale, also they are one of my fave celebrity couples.

That was my hope for the end of the campaign. :/

I’m not a churchgoer, but from what I’ve heard I thought this happened quite frequently at conservative churches?

This photo alone is a very succinct rebuttal of white supremacy.

McSweeney’s literally just published it verbatim.

So, pretty much all the people he mentioned. Which makes sense, because he probably hasn`t read a book since grade school.

I just bought a new pillow because my old one was so visibly gross I couldn’t handle it. I did know that you can wash them in theory, but the one time I tried with a previous pillow, it got all lumpy and terrible. This new one is memory foam though so I don’t think it is washable, I just have to be more diligent about…

I wish I had a cool senator, one is your standard GOP crony and the other is a baggy old man with zero convictions, and I’m beginning to think they are both leaving their phones off the hook now.

High ground means nothing when it’s all on fire.