same! Like I ‘get’ why they do it, but at the same time, it’s one of the most openly hypocritical things, why is it not called out relentlessly?I want to scream (as usual)

yes! It’s such mindblowing bullshit!

Donald Trump’s plan to ban gun-free school zones

Guess we should postpone it until Monday then! And then when he wants to start work next Friday, we postpone it again, etc

All the budget is going to seat fillers.

I’m not sure the poor kid is allowed outside.

Shit like this makes me wish I had Wolverine claws.

Damn! I have nothing of that caliber to add but please have fun and keep us updated.

sadly not a witch, but I’m on board.

pretty sure even among country fans Toby Keith is a bit of a has-been.

Not sure how accurate this is, but I’ve seen some people on twitter saying its better to leave your tv tuned to anything else, since ratings are calculated in part by percentage. I would love if another channel had the balls to air something obviously contrarian that we could give our numbers to instead.

Ugh, I’m sorry your going through that, I hope everything turns out okay! May the menses goddess bless you soon.

If they are vampires, then it’s even sadder that Mitch McConnell has no teeth!

Results vary but most women have reduced or non-existent periods with hormonal IUDs and implants. I have a Mirena and I’ve had one, very light period in the six or so months I’ve had it. I don’t know how it would work for you, since I fortunately had an easy time with the pill before this, but an IUD has by far the…

My parents finally had a retirement plan thanks to the ACA. My dad was going to retire next year, when his company shuts down. Now not only will he have to work 3 more years until Medicare (if there is Medicare in 3 more years), he will have to try to find another job in his 60s for those last two years.

needs more stars!

haha, sorry! Always eat/drink with caution while kinja-ing ;)

You accept the most important position possible and play constant pranks on him, like replacing the door knobs with progressively larger ones so he thinks his tiny hands are shrinking.

I’m pretty sure he actually did use the word “overrated”. Like, you could make the case that almost anyone is overrated, but your argument would have to be “they’re no Meryl Streep”.