I know gender inequality is bad and all, but I hope there isn’t a single woman staffer or intern in the White House come January, cuz yikes.

Funny how none of these people ever get so riled up and emotional about, like, kids without school lunches or puppy mills.

Took less than a month after election for my doc to put me back on ulcer medication!

I’m sorry, there’s something fucked up about a band of baby-looking men with not one but TWO singles that both contain the words “my momma”

Am I losing it or has Weezer named every one of their albums ‘Weezer’?

I understand the appeal of 21 Pilots, just knowing that Lukas Graham exists makes me want to scream.

Kelly, can you make this a WOULD U series for houses?

Hey fellow GA blue dot! I resent that racists get the monopoly on all the warm/earthquake free states, so I can’t support succession.

I love that! I feel that slogan so hard.

Old people trying to wield this meme: yet another insult to the injuries.

Although, if protesters WERE being paid by Clinton, it would mean she already created more jobs than our Great Loser could in 4 years!

I agree, but it gives me no joy. He’s being both enabled and manipulated by some truly evil people, so we get the worst of both worlds.

My guess is “daddy wanted a son and never, ever let them forget that”

I wish more and more lately I had it in me to run for politics. I think we desperately need more people from sciences and humanities backgrounds in the government.

I sometimes wonder if it was a mistake to call it global warming for so long, or if idiots would have always found a way to deny it no matter what term we use.

Bets on what cabinet position the dude will get?

If you could magically have this type of body (without any work) but you could only ever wear ridiculous runway shit like this, would you do it? I think I’d stick with my stumpy lil raccoon bod.

The small irresistible hope in me (because dang, humans are resilient) is that the Senate dems are quietly planning their battle strategy for the confirmation hearings, because I am dismayed and disheartened by their overall lack of response so far.

Wow, I kind of need that, I kind of lost track after like three appointments.

guys... i just....