What could possibly scare off the people who still support him? I suppose if he turned around and started talking sense...

how tf is that even possible?

I’d bet anything it’s going to be some cheap, not-accurate multiple personality disorder plot twist.

Ok, this shirt NEEDS to be reprinted because I absolutely want one. Do we know if the wonderful Ms. Ruben is still alive?

have you tried covering yourself in horrible tattoos?

The good news, even after reading that I still don’t really know.

Thanks. We talked about it and he’s fine with me avoiding them as much as possible, and we agreed that they absolutely can’t come over to our apartment. I’m trying to be rational but they make me irrationally irritated so it’s hard. They just got here a couple days ago, so hopefully things will settle down and I’ll…

I posted last SNS about my in-laws possibly moving to my town. Well, it happened and it’s terrible. Bleh.

It is tempting to think that they are throwing out every absurd idea to sink the campaign and just utterly stumped when it doesn’t work.

There’s at least one degree of separation missing in that sentence.

Thanks for your advice. I’ve had a stressful week for unrelated reasons, so I’ve been taking a ‘lalalathisisnthappening’ approach to coping, but I need to do some serious thinking about what boundaries are most important to me and then have a serious talk with my husband. I think he’s also avoiding thinking too much…

Oh Jezzies, I need to vent somewhere. There’s a 90% chance my in-laws are moving to my town.... in the next week. I am super dreading this because they are super overwhelming to be around and they want to spend time with us alllll the time. They are also super flaky—hence the “90%”—and shameless about exploiting…

Consider wearing a brace during exercise for a while, and ice after even if it doesn’t hurt. Bad sprains linger for a long time, and just because you can’t see swelling doesn’t mean you don’t have swelling in the joint. Hope if feels better soon!

Please Alan, don’t think I don’t know that. I am a proper lady.

Planned Parenthood doesn’t judge anyone for how they choose to do it, they just want everyone to be safe.

But that’s how you remember which charm/towel belongs to who! Was I the hotdog? Oh no, Timmy’s got the hotdog, I can still see the mark, I must have been the clam. (jk, in whatever alternate reality I own these, I would always be the clam)

I hope we’re starting to move past this type of exploitative set-up.

He’s much cuter when it’s not playing a strung out, sleep and sunlight deprived crazy person.

I’m with you, and I like it

Based on Tumblr, I thought he was most popular among the teen/young adult crowd.