Eh, I can never work up the rage about Taylor’s love life. If I were as famous and attractive as she is, I’d make out with all the men too.

I’m holding on to my theory that he will drop out before November.

If he goes that route, he should officially adopt “Obummer” as his fake name. With like, the devil emoji at the end.

I’d take lying in bed any day, that wedding looks exhausting (to a supremely un stylish introvert)

Every time I meet a libertarian, when I find out it’s like ooooh, you just put the word to my vague but persistent dislike toward you!

That was probably the most upsetting celeb divorce for me. :(

Discussion topic: worse mothers-in-law than Sarah Palin?

Looking at this made me instantly less cranky about my recent IUD insertion.

Yeah, I had a breast ultrasound last year and was told “probably just a cyst but definitely get it rechecked in 6 months”. Well, 6 months later my deductible had gone way up so now if I want to make sure I don’t have cancer I have to shell out $1500 for a 10 minute appointment.

After watching just over 60 seconds of that, I’m going to say she should go for the woke af dude who called him out for interrupting her.

Chastity belt, so the asshole never gets to so much as have a boner for the rest of his pathetic life.

I had like 95% forgotten about Gendry but when Arya was stumbling through Braavos bleeding at the end there, there was one dude in the crowd that I really thought was going to turn around and be Gendry. Like, I said ‘Gendry!’ out loud and then had a moment of wait, who was Gendry?

I guess “it’s different for everyone because we are all humans with differing personalities, values and experiences” isn’t that catchy

yeah, I thought it was a joke when I read that line but then I looked at the picture again and, just, :/

You lost me at “alternative history”.

to be fair, we had a courthouse wedding with a couple of friends then hit the bar, and we were shopping for clothes like two days before. I was in crisis coming to term with the fact that white jeans look terrible on me. I was really attached to the idea of wearing white jeans, so clearly we didn’t think the wardrobe…

I let my husband wear a hat that I don’t like and I regret it because he STILL WEARS IT. I try to carelessly pile stuff on top of it in hopes he will eventually give it up.

the next hot/dumb swimming sensation

oooh, I so want to go to Cuba! Have a great time!

I’ll never understand why sequined denim chaps went out of style...