Possibly if PAID $128

When you get out of bed in the morning :\

If those contraptions weren’t rigged to spurt whenever they sneezed, they have not truly experienced a period.

Dude. DUDE.

I would buy that, as long as it has lots of pictures.

I have to say, I’m currently at an arts residency and the shared house feels like college for adults in a fun way.

Me neither :( although I rarely read anything without an animal on the cover so maybe I just missed them.

No, the Ham didn’t have any facial markings.

I did not know that Karl Cook was the son of a tech billionaire but I do know that he competes or used to compete on a horse named The Flying Ham and I just thought y’all should know that.

Today was truly spectacular and warm after a snowy/windy week and I planned for a good long sunset hike but there were so. many. ticks. Ugh. At least I spent most of the day with the windows wide open.

Nary a bad butt in the business, I reckon.

I’m willing to bet it’s a good butt.

The British guy is pretty cute, need more evidence to pass butt judgement.

Aw, I’ve always had a soft spot for Rayo Vallecano, I didn’t realize they were actually affiliated with OKC.

oh my god, nailed it.

Honestly, if only it were so simple to render my ‘organs of matrimonial necessity’ dysfunctional. Birth control is a bit of a drag...

Girl, don’t do it. Even if you weren’t 18, him having kids is information you deserve to know up front when starting a relationship. It is totally valid to not want to be involved with someone else’s children, regardless of whether you want your own now or in the future. Not to mention, he should be prioritizing his…

I was raised agnostic/atheist but we celebrated the secular Christmas and Easter traditions. It never caused me any confusion whatsoever. I think it sounds like you’re doing it right. ;)

Ugh, that is tough. Do you guys ever sext or phone sex? Maybe it would be a way to pretty explicitly tell him what exactly gets you off in a sexy way rather than a you-need-to-do-better way? My husband and I spent a long time dating long distance, and even though we had great chemistry from the start, I think all the…