Nicholson prefers it during though.

I assume this is Gran Torino with far less trauma? 

Gannet on a Stick!

“I’d love to Jack, but it would ruin the sexual tension between us.”

I know, it’s strange. Most people have a tuna sandwich with milk AFTER having sex with Jack Nicholson.

I can’t wait for the Cutthroat Island chapter!

That doesn’t matter. We have to remake Swedish stuff. Like we did with the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo books. And Let the Right One In.

You haven’t been schmekel-blocked until you’ve been schmekel-blocked by Dustin Hoffman.

I’m sure we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled Olivia Wilde coverage any second.

I don’t think I’ll ever be out of jacks

tuna sandwiches with milk before sex... with jack nicholson??

We should probably take a minute to note that the book was previously adapted into a film good enough to be nominated for the Foreign Language oscar (both the book and the film are from Sweden).

Otto is the hero we need. The real villains of this tale are the people that soften him.

Riding in a Stutz Bearcat, Jim?

To be fair, yelling at papillons is pretty awesome.

Elaine Maybe

“He was, like, ‘Oh, man, where’d you get that?’ So it worked.”

Of course, as in Jack Nichols and Elaine May.

Jack Nichols huh?