“How in the hell did I not know that Gary Oldman was in a washed-up British spy TV series?!?!?”

Goddammit #1: How am i just now hearing about this series??
Goddammit #2: I am NOT signing up for any more goddamn streaming services! Well, maybe. (Shaggy dog Gary Oldman is the best Gary Oldman.)

I’m gonna be honest, if I just looked at the header photo, it might take me a solid 20 guesses to get to “Tony Danza.” I absolutely did not recognize him.

This kind of comment is like using rap lyrics as evidence in court.

The headlong rush into our Glorious All Digital Future is looking increasingly like an old road runner cartoon where Wile E smashes into a fake train tunnel and then gets run over by a train anyway.  "Who could have predicted this??" cry the few people who somehow didn't see this coming.

Of course!

Physical copies w/ a digital backup that you can use an emulator to play, you mean ;)

Physical copies, or barring that, software piracy and emulation: in the end, these are the only ways to ensure you have access to a game.

Absolutely what I was thinking. As much as it hurts, I don’t think we need Barrymore on this

Also Poltergeist 3, which is better than people remember (though not, y’know, good).

I know it’s a thriller, but Nancy Allen was a literal scream queen in Brian De Palma’s Blow Out:

*=Default rank, as she is the model to which all other scream queens are compared. So good that she also inspired the spin-off title of Final Girl.

Calories are all the same - whether you eat them all in one night - or over a 2 week period.

I think its kind of weird she’s angrier at her cameraman instead of her abusive husband. 

Barbara Steele from Black Sunday, The Pit and Pendulum, Shivers, and many others is the biggest snub. I would have also included Madeline Smith from The Vampire Lovers and numerous other Hammer horror movies

This sounds like she’s already going to go “back to him”

Now that sounds like a Dickens of a problem.

Articles about pornstars drive more engagement tho

Remember when this website used to be about videogames, not random Internet celebrities?

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