This new season has been fine. I think considering they lost a key player (RIP), some growing pains were inevitable. I guess Judy Greer might also have been busy with her new show, and Adam Reed also had his stepping-away thing.

And at least freaks like Tom Cruise and Will Smith have charisma. Tom Brady is the absolute dullest man alive and I’m so curious to know how his future punditry career will go because of that.

Uh..No. She hasn’t made money in over a decade.

Do jezebel writers get a bonus every time they reference the patriarchy?

...Her career was literally putting on clothes and walking down a catwalk.

Of course not...but this is site is just buzzword madlibs at this point.

I’ve hated Tom Brady ever since he did Bridget Moynihan dirty back in the day.

as a steelers fan( its own can of worms), go gisele! 

Wait. SHE’S worth THAT much more than HIM?? I know being a top supermodel pays great, but considering what being the top quarterback in the NFL pays, and that she’s been pretty much semi-retired for years, I have a hard time believing that. I hope it’s true! It’s just hard to believe.

How long till the young people people in the comments retire and realize that you lose your will to live if you sit there doing jack shit all day. Tom Brady seems like a sack of potatoes but its better being single than being retired (especially if you enjoy what you do).

Agree with everything except the Katie Holmes analogy. Katie Holmes had money but not Gisele money. And not Tom Cruise money. She was able to leave and keep her kid because she must have had dirt on Cruise (and a father who’s apparently a very smart lawyer advising her) that was enough to make him and his army of…

What does a toe-headed child look like?

He’s gonna get his ass whooped. She has taken care of the kids and everything while he admitted to being absentee8 8-9 months out of the year.

She bragged in an interview about not even owning a hairbrush.

A high-powered supermodel leaving a man who looked like he had it all? The patriarchy is quaking.

Giselle is no every woman, sorry. Domestic labor? Women like her have probably never gotten up in the middle of the night to take care of a barfing child.

“and several beautiful, toe-headed children, to boot.” What does a toe-headed child look like?  Do you mean tow-headed, as in having (blonde) hair the color of tow (flax)?

I lived in the Boston area for Brady’s Patriots career and you couldn’t escape him or his fans. (I don’t like football) He has sucked up the hype and is arrogant about his elevation to God King. I’m sorry for the end of anyone’s relationship but it sounds lie he really wasn’t paying attention to his.

Jeez, Brady. I hope it was worth it to go 9–7 and look like crap getting routed in the wildcard game.

“performing domestic labor in their home”