Jake also needs a math tutor.  The department will provide him one...

This is the version I know/tell:

In other breaking news, people like bacon.

I dunno, he’s got a cool poster...

Posted from a shell account, no doubt...

The Bears...The Rolling Bears...

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It’s ticket scalping, but with food products.

But we can still call out those Palin kids, right?

I must have missed the decree that says if you enjoy an actor or actresses on screen roles, you are required to follow their social media accounts and be subjected to their personal views on subject matters of the day.

“You ain’t got a license to kill bookies, and today I ain’t selling any. So take your flunky and dangle...”

Jimmy Kimmel, all the Pythons, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry (let’s face it, pretty much every British comedian ever), all did it in their respective comedy shows at the time.

While not a song, there is of course the story of Roger Dean’s cat, who made his way onto one of the album covers for Yes. (the pawprints in the sky that were sorta covered up with clouds)

It’s what we used to give homeless people as handouts when we got change back.  One more consequence of a cashless society..

Next Northam is going to claim Mary Poppins made him do it. (It was only a matter of time before she got called out as the racist she obviously was!)