Nope, that would be a condor egg omelet...

Not looking good for Boston if MA is last on the list, you just know something is going to happen before he gets here - either his voice goes out/exhaustion/triggered by an image of Thatcher eating a hamburger, something.

That these kids didn’t get their faces stomped in outside the ballpark (or in a back room IN the ballpark) after pulling this stunt shows how much the city has progressed!

That last name should be one of Groucho’s characters

Mel Brooks even got that right..

I used Otto’s “Oh Wow, windows..” as a windows startup wav a loooong time ago..

Is that how they are going to combat OLED burn-in on their phones?

A name change for a holiday sounds like a pretty good deal if we still get to keep all the land.

Dave Foley always looks good in drag..

Flaunt it, baby, Flaunt it!!!

I‘d swap out Duck Soup for Animal Crackers any day of the week.

“Anyone who wears a baseball cap outside of a ball game is equivalent to wearing flip flops beyond the beach/pool.”

Finally, an excuse to wear makeup!

...well, that’s what my Dad said would happen..