Where is this magical paradise located where you can still smoke in a bar?

Hold on, Disney is giving up rights to something?

Better double check the address if Spike tweeted it.

Yeah, Patrick is a horrible choice, my god, if he is the best we can come up with for 2020, I am not liking our chances.

Take it from me, kids needs way more airholes in the box if you ship them as cargo.

For Sandwich dunking:

“This is 1874, you’ll be able to sue her!”

Oh, it’s NeckBuds - Sorry, wrong thread, I will see myself out..

Oh, it’s NeckBuds - Sorry, wrong thread, I will see myself out..

I was in Paris for their 200th Bastille Day in 1989, and it was absolutely insane. People were throwing random cherry bombs and other fireworks right into the street everywhere you went, huge screens setup on street corners, jets flying overhead all the time, lots of security for all the visiting heads of state…

Stick with the standard Goldman Sachs dress code rules for men and women and you can’t go wrong.

Call me a shill, but Uncharted 4/Naughty Dog has given players a bunch of new multiplayer maps, weapons, skins, game modes, etc. in the year since its release, all for free. I spent $60 a year ago, and haven’t paid a penny more since for all that content. They are goddamn Santa Claus compared to other games.

It wasn’t that catacombs that freaked me out, it was the tiny, tiny circular staircase leading down that seemed about 5 foot high and about 12 inches wide in some spots. Once down there, it’s not too bad at all.

Is that facial hair on Musk new? Amber must dig that look or something..

Needs more women going to the bathroom..

Dracula DALI is a hoot..

A sober and punctual pirate sounds pretty boring..

Tonight Show for sure, my parents watched so much Johnny Carson that my caul looked like Carnac’s turban.