I know, I was expecting a mention of Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi blaring from the car just before the crash, a bad Mullet, and a license plate that said IROC on it.

That could be a deadly way to avoid a DUI during a Wisconsin winter.

I'm with you on the DUI! For what other reason would you make a quick exit? It's not the "don't give a fuck" attitude, it's the jail time. I'm willing to bet he had priors.

Visited recently. The number of bars in Milwaukee alone must equal the number of bars in whole, large states. It's like people say... I need to drink, but it's so @#$%ing cold here, I refuse to walk farther than the corner of my building.

Moved up to Wisconsin end of last year, and man, people sure love being drunk here.

Or he was drunk, and wanted to get away before someone with a breathalyzer showed up. "Fleeing the scene of an accident" is a much more minor ticket than "DUI".

Probably drunk. Move along, nothing to see here.

The market for the GS is for those who a) don't want to drive the crappy Malibu and b) want a manual. And styling, because again the Malibu has none...

The Slender Man sounds like one of The Strangers from Dark City.

I doubt cops are much or any smarter than your average citizen, but I'm grateful that the average criminal most definitely is in the lower half of the IQ spectrum.

Typical squid; fast on the straight, corners like grandma in a Country Squire.

Why would they question you? They are too self centered to inquire of others. Their focus is entirely on their own wants and desires. In conversation they are unable to comprehend a perspective of another person.

"feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks."

It's proof that most women don't really care what car a guy drives... just as long as he has a car that works, is comfortable enough and clean.

If a crazy person on the street is ranting about the radio waves the NSA is beaming into their head to read their thoughts, it doesn't mean they're suddenly "right" when the NSA comes under scrutiny for spying on citizens.

Of course. As the current market stands, KTM 125 Duke for a year or two to hone my skills.

"Sabu, his vehicle, and his residence will be subject to search pretty much any time an officer thinks he's doing something he shouldn't be" so pretty much the treatment everyone in the US is subject to anyway?

Hey, this is almost as bad as my Trade-In value at the local Mitsubishi dealership.

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