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Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

Really? His 114 career points (41 goals) in 95 playoff games aren't good? He had 9 points in 13 games this year, which was his worst playoffs yet. Last year? 15 in 14 (7 goals). The year before? 8 in 6. 19 in 13, 31 in 24, 27 in 20, and 5 in 5.

Well there's one response not to take seriously. Getz and Seguin? Really?

Who do you possibly think replaces MAF? He was there best player in this years playoff. And who do you think you get in return for Malkin? You want to trade one of the best centers in the NHL to get what exactly? If you trade one of the best players in the world, you can never get enough return to justify it.

If I was in a bar that played nothing but Garth Brooks and Skynyrd for three hours, my main concern would be how I might return to 2014.

I don't remember the last time I hated a commercial so much.

That's a bullshit law that needs to be changed... If you are "responsible" enough to get a driver's license, you should be legally responsible for ANY decision you make, good or bad... At 12 years old I understood when I was doing stupid shit, I understood the consequences of my actions and I took responsibility for

I think many of us are ignoring the actual reasons this guy isn't in jail. A psychologist and a judge, both professions we rely on heavily to study and maintain order, completely bypassed every ounce of dignity, education and logic they've managed to gain in their careers. I won't mention the lawyers,

Exactly, then America gets who? Hillary? Christie? We're fucked to put it lightly.

It looks very nice inside but for some reason that steering wheel looks horrible to me. I'm not quite sure what it is but I don't like it. Maybe its a round wheel with a rectangle badge in the middle. Those shapes don't go well together.

If I can sit in the Bell Centre once a year with my Leafs jersey on, acting as obnoxious as possible everytime the Leafs score, and walk out talking and laughing about the game with the Habs fan who was sitting in front of me, there is no fucking reason on earth this should be happening at any NHL arena. Period.

And you're the kind of fan that makes any fan base looks bad.

Lane splitting at a traffic light or heavy slow traffic is great for me, the four wheeled aficionado who doesn't ride the two wheeled conveyances.

I was going to write a long, thoughtful rebuttal of this piece but here's the short version: Mate Petrany seems like the kind of moron who spends most of his time in a blue tracksuit and white wraparound shades calling people "bro" in a rented Aventador.

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —

It's a good thing I shop for cars based on what I want in terms of performance and style, then.

I like how Toyota finished first and second, but you seem to think the big news is Porsche finishing third.

I swear to Christ. Every time I think the gen 5 Camaro is as ugly as it gets, Chevy proves me wrong.