thor82
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thor82

That's a hilariously ugly car. That's not a Jeep.

The headlights aren't smoked. They're using projectors, so they just made all the stuff that doesn't emit light inside the headlights black. The fog lights are standard halogen, so they need full reflectors. Doubt they could legally smoke the headlights any significant amount factory.

What's troubling here is that GOP candidates now receive a great deal of money from companies who have a vested interest in undermining the science.

You compare the fringe of liberalism with the Republican establishment. False equivalency is all you got left.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

With a blown V8? I'm okay with this.

Ugliest Le-mans race car ever ?

Your move now, Countries That Aren't America.

I think their problem is marketing and ambition. The Viper always thought of as a Corvette competitor, even though the base Corvette costs almost base Corvette less than the Viper.

I can only hope this goes to solving the mystery. The poor families and friends need some closure. I hope the Aussies get the credit for finding something related to MH370..

I hate those port holes! Someone actually thought, "Oh hey let's run down to 'AutoNapaZoneShack' can set this bitch off right!" Now these people are probably related to the damn designer at Hyundai who thought these were okay. Which they are not. At. All. Unless you are 12.

There really should be a Jalopnik thread where we crowdsource our way toward figuring out which car has the most fake vents ever, and just torch that car. And if it's a stock Ford as I imagine it will be, that may be a lot of cars.

Not even the tacked on ones. The ones from the factory that are useless (Buick comes to mind, as do the ones on my MINI) and do not actually vent anything. Because it's hard to vent through uncut bodywork and solid plastic.

WOW! That's a Maserati !!!

Fuck yes! Die portholes, die.

omigosh I hate those. "y'know, what would rilly klass up this $600 shit box? some poorly installed fake plastic exhaust port holes, like an old-timey classy car…"

Even better when they are crooked

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say fuck all that. You want to become part of the slowmoving herd scenery, more power to you. Some of us would rather have an engaging drive.

"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

Tourist drives cost money in track damage and pay very little. Selling track time to a better paying entity would make more sense from that point of view.