Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

We started dating and it was like magic.

They actually can’t even discuss the issue at family holidays, not since Rob insisted on telling Rex that the footings are all fucked up.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

This is fucking disgusting. There’s Little League Softball?

The reader stated that the Iowans became so heated that the lobby became filled up with popcorn.

Hell, I’d be crying tears of joy too if I was about to leave Wisconsin.

Yeah but he’s got Paulina and an eight ball waiting for him.

That's nothing. Dustin Johnson showed his ass on the first hole.

“Good....good”

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

He was just offering to help her with her ball-handling skills. She finally agreed, but only if he promised not to dribble on her.

Sorry ladies, this title is already taken for your book...

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip