I’ve found Plankton!!!

I really don’t give a rat’s ass that some folks are destroying their Nike gear.
I am a retired military officer and when I was commissioned 40 years ago I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. The first amendment of the Constitution protects…

Marshalls for sure you just need to be willing to wear that Nike shirt/shorts/pants that never sold anywhere else. I for one am, and I will not burn this shirt I paid 6 dollars for.

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

This is so good.

I saw Tim Meadows at O’Hare Airport once. I nodded at him as we walked by each other and he nodded back! Celebrity encounter!

He couldn’t have gotten the runner coming from third. By the time he picks up the ball, that runner is closer to the plate than he is, moving towards home plate, and not wearing catcher’s gear.

“Son, do you remember your name?”

The key words here are “his players.” The boss sets the rules, just as in any profession.

I bring it up because the article uses the term “allegedly” when it is established fact by her own admission that she was illegally parked in a handicapped spot.

Yeah you failed to mention John was being extorted by this agency for millions of dollars or they would go to Forbes, and they did when they didnt get squat! Very shady agency! And very dumb also to think that using that word will promote sales! Its so obvious that he was set up and by his interview he admits it but…

Now you’re just being hyperbolic,but considering how easily he can be forced from the chairmanship of his own fucking company. Apparently just quoting some other asshole saying a bad word is enough to make idiots everywhere feel entitled to call him a racist when in reality he is an elitist who judges people not by…

Shit. You know whoever Trump replaces him with is going to totally suck.

you KNOW everyone in the bullpen was thinking “do I REALLY have to run all the way to home plate for 2 idiots jawing at each other over balls and strikes? I’m right in the middle of Fortnite...there had better be punches thrown.”

Well based on that picture, they could probably save some money by not lining the walls with fly paper.

This leads to a variation of the “should you slide into first?” argument. Would he have been better off just staying upright and sprinting for the bag? Touching it with his foot would have been sufficient.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Ashamed to say it took me a minute.

Nice comment. Now don’t get cocky.

Deadspin on NFL knockout hits: This is morally reprehensible, and blood is on all of our hands.