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Lamont Sanford, III
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I understand preferring a doctor without a huge accent that’s hard to understand, but my only thought when a doctor sees me is usually, “Someone graduates last in each med school class, I hope this guy/girl wasn’t one of those.”

So you can pay for a surrogate, and possibly even the destruction of her organs, but if you are in dire need of a kidney you can’t make someone an offer that is agreeable to both parties??

You got drunk at an MLB game? Well.... look at mister moneybags!!!!

Dumb question, but is there no way in hell they can play in Paul Brown Stadium? I was just having dinner in Cincy Friday night and was looking at the stadium thinking... what a waste that that huge capital investment is used all of 10 times per year (plus a few concerts).

dammit, now I’m gonna have to dust off the Game Cube and fire up Mario Golf, that was a great game!

And what if da Bulls were coached by, I don’t know, maybe Mike Ditka???

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how could you hate the guy that made THIS catch??

That ref made the gaucho say ‘ouch-o’...

Is this video typical of AAU games? Are there out of bounds lines here? I don’t see any, looks like maybe the crowd is out of bounds??

Jim Brockmire?

Why does security guard get the cooler looking batting helmet, while the other dork has to wear the “I’m going to my t-ball game and then get orange slices afterwards!” double ear-flap helmet!?!?

I enjoyed the woman shouting out “Security!”, like some thick-necked bouncer is gonna come running in and break things up!!

you never wanna be the anchor leg in THAT event.

That asshole who used to yell “mashed potatoes” after every tee shot on TV doesn’t seem quite as stupid now...

But does it squeeze out fresh juice, AND alert me if the product is expired, all for a mere $6-8 per small glass?

But does it squeeze out fresh juice, AND alert me if the product is expired, all for a mere $6-8 per small glass?

At story about Danny Tartabull followed by one about Keith Hernandez. Is this a TBS sponsored promotion for Seinfeld reruns??

Rumor is that the fight started when several students only received partial corn on their lunch trays.....

I think this product is perfect for people who are too stupid to realize they are paying $112/gallon for juice.

They turned on a Woods light and it looked like a psyhcadelic Jackson Pollock masterpiece...

Damn he was 57?? He certainly aged well, up until the point at which he died young..