“a three-ball walk? pfft, try a one-ball walk sometime, that takes real skill”

Can we get some clarification on whether he banged the interviewing reporter before or after this interview, or was it both?

You can tell the guy feels really bad about his past bullying, he went so far as to wear a hair shirt in an attempt at atonement.

Is it just me, or did it seems like there was a whole other level that could’ve been imploded? Seems like they didn’t take it down as far as they could’ve, but I’m not familiar with HP’s layout.

KHANNNNNNN!!!

Is this device also capable of determining an “Adequate Man”?

Much better than Hard Knox, that horrible 70’s porn that featured a lookalike of the revered NFL coach.

I know why they put J.R. in the front of that tub!

If this was in Europe I would’ve thought the goalie was just waiting for the inevitable clean up of the bananas being thrown on the pitch.

There are no scarves or bandanas around the mic stand, ergo not Steven Tyler!

Why is Wesley Snipes’ tax accountant posting on Deadspin??

Exactly.. we’d have figured it out once he said the guy was on an NFL practice squad.

As someone who hasn’t really watched Letterman much in 15 years, last night’s finale really made me regret those last 15 years (damn work schedule and having to wake up at a reasonable time). The guy was so talented, I can remember being home sick from school as a kid and watching his morning show. Too cliched, but…

What a look of surprise on the pitcher’s face!! He was expecting a D-cell to hit him, not a baseball!

It is incredibly urban, but at the same time, the taxi fare schedule inside of cabs notes that each animal costs $5 in fare, so, yeah there’s some weird non-urban aspects as well.

Say what you want about his writing, but no one, I mean NO ONE, offers a better commentary on the Fast & Furious films than Simmons and Carolla! How’s that for a hot take??

That damn baby had C cell in his hand, they start em young in Philly!!

Wow, if Brady were black that watermelon comment would add a whole new dimension to this story!!!

“Not one person around me groaned or made derogatory remarks”

PETA is already organizing a protest march in front of Carl’s trailer for next week.