Pretty good premise, but I think I like the Richard Sherman version better, you could see some fear in the eyes of people dissing Sherman once they discovered who they were talking to. Cano was so friendly and pleasant to these people that they just felt kinda awkward, not necessarily scared.

"Goddamit we've been scooped!!!!"

"Did they catch the hustler that gave him the free weed?"

"penalizing McGary for doing something normal and healthy"

The Sprint 'Framily" commercials with the goddamn hamster for a dad make this McDonald's campaign look like the greatest thing to ever come out of Madison Avenue.

I'm not assuming he was, I'm just throwing out a hypothetical.

A very good question. I don't know all of the details here, but if she can't give consent when she's blackout drunk, can he accurately be called a rapist if whatever happened occurred when he was in the same condition??

I had the same thoughts, but I figured I'd let someone else type it so that they would get all of the vitriolic responses!!

Normal, mature adults should derive way more pleasure in seeing this kid's reaction than they should from driving home with a 4 dollar baseball that some guy couldn't quite hit fair. Good on this guy.. .

Someone will probably name another obvious answer I haven't thought of, but has there ever been a retired pro athlete to become as intertwined with a pro sport in which he did not play as Ahmad Rashad?

First off, pitchers get their poor wittle feewings hurt too easily.... BUT.. I see it going down a slippery slope if pitchers don't take offense to batters celebrating... I don't wanna see guys creating home run dances like Ocho Cinco, pointing at the pitcher and humping the air as they trot around, or anything else…

I love the irony of having Ginobli shaved into a head of hair, given his deficiency in that department.

Better yet, send them to Magary. It's been awhile since we've had a Drunken Hookup Failure column.. .

Would 'son of a nutcracker' have gotten a similar warning?

Wow, Charlie Day really cleaned himself up!

You're right it's misleading. They should get extra credit on their APR when a kid gets drafted after one year and signs a contract guaranteeing him more money than his other 'classmates' will likely earn over the entirety of their careers.

Possibly a dumb question, but how do casinos pay out these high stakes winnings? Do they give Ivey a duffle bag with $10M of cash? Do they cut a check? Wire transfer?

Maybe he can snack on all of those tattoos he purchased all over his body. That was a wise choice! I guess maybe he wasn't hungry when this poor kid spent hundreds of dollars on ink??

Great throw, but did the Mets challenge that call? He looked safe to me on replay.

Mark Emmert will have that cow made into steaks by noon, it just tried to shit on the Official Ladder of the NCAA Tournament!!