Ahh how quaint, a top 20 poll back in Bird's era. How much better our lives are now that we don't have to wander the streets aimlessly wondering who in the fuck is the 24th best college team in the nation this week???

"He thinks hitting a glass door one time is bad? Try hitting a glass ceiling every day of your life!"

I don't typically cheer for violence, but I kinda wish this dude had gotten put to sleep by one of these players.

If only Bloomberg were in charge, that wouldn't have hurt nearly as badly.

So they show Modell their Dicks and HE'S the bad guy???

That's odd, I thought most of the talk in Arizona was about throwing things at a Brewer, not a Dodger.

I've seen him come out for pregame warmups with his shoes untied

don't forget Benedict!

Honest question, but do you want to go be served at an establishment that doesn't want you there? Frankly I don't want to eat food prepared by someone who loathes my existence, nor would I expect to receive very good service from any other provider who really doesn't want to provide said service to me in the first…

Shame isn't always a bad thing.

Can't be - I didn't hear the $6 million dollar man sound effect while he was running!

Good move for your alma mater to rehire Bobby Petrino?

Thoughts on your former coach Bobby Petrino coming back to Louisville??

I always thought if a skier ate it he'd get a 69.

Let it go Jackie Martling, let it go...

Stupid, yet excellent!

meh... even if he's free, I still don't think I want him.

Point of order, but why does the coach wear gloves in the team photo?

can we get these cops at the next Miley Cyrus concert?

"I got next"