Pharrell's next project is having Aaron Hernandez read some of his jailhouse letters over top of some beats.

Have people stopped making up good DHF stories?? I miss that column terribly, whether the submissions are true or not.

"submitting it to Guiness"

yeah I thought it was a strike, not a HBP.

I didn't know Regis ever spiked a football.

Is Regis Philbin photoshopped into that picture above? I havent followed the Fox Sports 1 story that much, is he actually gonna have an active role on a sports channel??

Where did they find such a tall Caucasian model? He must be hard up for work.

Ironically enough, Speck is just a nickname. His real name is Suspect.

I thought the same thing. Don't think he anticipated the runner freezing momentarily like he did before taking off for second.

Not sure if that makes it worse or not. I was actually at a local bar a couple weeks ago playing in a rec league volleyball tourney, when a guy got angry with the referee. The entire place is full of white people, and this guy gets up in the ref's face and calls him a stupid N word (the ref is white as well). It was a…

Not defending what Cooper said, but is it possible that given the amount of exposure he's likely had to that word in various locker rooms, that the "word" just bubbled out in a drunken, anger fueled rage, and didn't really mean it to be taken as the Nword is usually meant to be taken?? It is kinda sad that his…

Is Terrence and Phillip still on the air up there?

ah... well that explains it... kinda tough to compete in the Civil War category or any US historical category then if you're not from here.

Is that really more heartbreaking than the fact that the African American girl was the only one to get it wrong?

I realize you are not a physician, but do you think it's possible to get so full of water that you could pee a continuous stream while intaking the same amount of water? Drinking a lot of fluids can make you need to pee pretty quickly, so if you reached that point, and kept intaking fluids, it seems like you could…

He's lucky that ball didn't wampum in the head. That's what you get for buying tickets from scalpers.

"Wait a minute... so I can get a birthday cake withOUT people fucking on it?"

This must've gotten crossposted on Gawker or Jezebel...

"You guys forgot Wop, Dago and Slope... if you need anymore help with your list just stop by my steam grate."

Delonte West's homemade fleshlight was a little bit rough on the ol' johnson.