To be honest, Bradman (nearly 100 runs per match average) is never going to be caught. Smith at 62 runs per match is in very respectable company (Tendulkar, Lara, Border) but nowhere near Bradman.

This is NFL land, gotta dumb it down a notch.

as you typed this, somewhere in the bronx a man roused from his slumber to whisper, softly: “yeah jeets”

Is it Jeter or the Babe? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, CRICKET MAN.

What I heard:

Solomon: “I, Solomon, am the wisest man who’s ever lived. There has never been any man wiser than me, and there will never be a man wiser than me. God himself appeared to me and told me this as he granted me wisdom, and yet somehow I end up falling into idolatry later.”

+1 bad muthafuckah

You’d try to fuck with a former professional athlete who easily goes 6'9", 300 these days?

“Does Rasheed Wallace look like a bitch to you?”

An eyewitness to the incident, recalled Davis - when interrogated by the police - responded:

What do you mean we, Kemosabe?

“Sure NBA players make a lot of money, but we spend a lot too.”

Never forget Shrek and Donkey

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

Neither is “Glen.”

Hey hey hey, throttle back there Sparky, just because we have a bunch of taliban imbeciles in charge right now doesn’t lessen our past contributions to science. Ever heard of the Double Stuff Oreo? How about Goobers? PB AND J in one jar! Suck it!

On the plus side, this should prevent Doc Rivers from trying to sign him again.

I feel like you need to wait more than 1.9 seasons after a team wins a championship before you can talk about them choking.

I’ll be completely honest here. I got posterized twice in the second half. Those guys were pissed.