Throwing a bowl of soup is funny. However, sailing a T-bone (Frisbee style) at someone is hilarious. Smith needs to up his game in more ways than one.

Can we have a lentil sympathy for Damon Jones here?

-was the victim seriously burned and rushed to the hospital - not funny

I’d say more like a chortle.

People talk about how the Athletic is compiling all these talented writers, and they have some very good ones, but then I look at who they have covering Cleveland sports and it’s a very hard pass from me.

Agreed! I’m a Cowboys fan, but I’m a born & raised Nashvillian. If “Mac” had played for any other coach, on any other team, not only would he have had multiple championships, but he would have been a first-ballot HOFer. Take that to the bank!

I only wish it hadn’t taken so long for him to speak up and take a stand. He might have been able to stop some shots back in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.

I was absolutely not bused in from out of town to tell you this was well done.

Both Malcolm Kerr (Steve’s father) and Stanley Kerr (Steve’s grandfather) have written incredible insightful and interesting books. Actually in that context, Steve is a bit of slacker.

Yes, but according the the aforementioned prophets on the right, Kerr hates America so much that he allowed himself to be born in Lebanon.

Young people did end the Vietnam War, but those young people were Vietnamese.

I’ve heard Soros relies entirely on his bank shot

This just in, George Soros is starting tonight against the Clippers. Can’t wait to see his jump shot.

And also forget that Kerr knows firsthand the experience of losing a loved one to terrorism & yet he can still speak with nuance & compassion.

Quiet down Kerr! I’m so tired of hearing this bullshit from former athletes that know nothing about gun violence or its effects.

Also, worth noting, when the Warriors go through DC they’ll be visiting with local school kids, since they were disinvited to the White House. Basketball is clearly America’s least shitty sport.

Also allows them to do 16 years - no way Pop is/wants to be POTUS in 2028.

Breitbart, Michelle Malkin, Twitchy and Alex Jones are quick to point out that Kerr is a crisis actor and, in fact, actually hates America.

I say let the older Pop be POTUS for 4-8 years (he’s 69 [Nice.]), then pass the torch to the kid (Kerr is 52).

Gian Franco’s craniorectal inversion is probably the result of a ski jumping injury.