Well, probabilistically it makes perfect sense he’s gone, given that Thor survived the Snap at the end of Infinity War

Lane’s clearly not too good at his job though, because the preferred kunya among both Assad’s and MBS’s folks is “Abu Ivanka”

Actually, I’m pretty sure Sej and a bunch of the rest of these guys are overworked dudes on a 16 hour shift in St Petersburg or in a office just outside the city in Leningrad Oblast

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

It’s touching in this era of increased racial tensions that an unreconstructed racist can reach across the aisle and offer a helping hand to a minority candidate who shares his passion

Pretty sure we knew Cavaliers owned the shit out of Raptors long before this series

“Coming up on RuPersepolis’s Drag Race”

“Don’t worry SI, we’ll always have Cincinnati”

So you don’t pay ‘em and they can be sexually assaulted with impunity. Man, Cartman was right

“Wanna be somebody new”

So basically we’re gearing up for a repeat of last year where the WCF winner lays a beating on the depleted Cleveland Brons except for the game LeBron wins almost literally unaided?

Al, I hate to break it to you, but Deadspin’s expert on cleaning pretty clearly thinks your take on bath towels is disgusting trash

It’s been a banner month for seemingly immortal monuments to Rhees looking surprisingly mortal in both the DMZ and the DMV

See this is a good countertake to my take

Exactly. I enjoyed it, it’s just not really anything more, y’know?

Me too, and my parents’ jobs and all my friends!

But then this is the film series that is so chicken shit afraid that the first Avengers film, which largely obliterated Midtown Manhattan during the work day, canonically killed fewer people than 9/11

No but it’s considered his vehicle

Literally or nearly everyone “killed” (for one, I can’t remember Hiddleston’s status) is an actor under contract for additional MCU films. This is a movie with a second part coming next year