No. Hank Hill voice is the official pronunciation of “Tom Landry”. The same goes for “propane”.

You definitely are not.

Am I the only one here who reads “Tom Landry” and hears Hank Hill’s voice in my head?

True, we’d have elected the Ayatollah as many times as we did Menino if he’d crushed the Yankees late 70s dynasty. What’s some hostages when you’ve repeatedly owned Reggie Jackson?

Having known my fair share of Curt Schilling’s fellow travelers, I’m not sure that being an immigrant who spoke Spanish as his native language really helped Papi among their ilk. And part of why the Truth isn’t as beloved as he should be is because he only won one title.

Of course, Ray Bourque never won shit and was…

What is Febtober?

Racist white people, who usually know nothing about basketball at all, fucking loooooove Larry Bird. Sully from Boston will tell you all about how Bird is the GOAT despite not having seen a full basketball game since the Reagan administration.

You really oughtta cross post this to Compete so the nerds can leave dozens of witty “sportsball” comments.

None of them knew that Tom Landry coached the Cowboys. Just, wow.

He’s hustlin’ booze for Nucky Thompson on the Mass seaboard.

How much of a beta cuck does it make me if I’m planning to skip watching the Super Bowl in order to go furniture shopping with my wife?

ORR.

Yeah, that’s fair. I’d have gone with Paul Pierce as the third leg of the modern triad, but he’s somehow underrated despite being at bare minimum the 5th best Celtic of all time. He’s beloved, but not on the same level as Bird.

Agreed 100% about Russell. I feel like Boston is definitely better than it used to be, but…

“Really Kevin? How broken *is* your hand?”

He says the same thing to his entire team right now.

You just know he’s got one of those collapsible coat hangers from Raiders of the Lost Ark

The gif that keeps on giving in layers of creepiness.

The Thirst Order?

There’s no vaccine for affluenza.