+1 Poison tipped umbrella

We had something like 6 Governors in a span of 8 days back in the early 00's. Whitman resigned to join W’s cabinet, we had no Lt. Gov. position then so the Senate President (DiFrancesco) became Governor....only he didn’t run for re-election and the Legislature reorganizes before the Governors do. So the new Senate…

Think about the string of governors we’ve had going back to, I don’t know, 1990. It’s a miracle the state is still lurching along.

Same. I don’t always want to talk and sometimes my friends are talking about stuff I don’t care about or can’t relate to (many of my friends are women so tuning out when they talk about their lady business is a life saver). Being able to look up at a non-close captioned airing of Blade Runner or The Warriors lets me…

Thank you for concisely and correctly stating the counter-point. No sports bar has good food, and they are terrible places to watch sports.

Suburbanite, commuter and frequent downtown establishment patron checking in.

just let it happen already.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

Hello, local North Side Chicago resident here.

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

This is Tom Ley’s fault. You can’t let the universe know you want something. That’s how it knows what to kill.

The last time Cousins went down awkwardly on Achilles was Patroclus.

“I wouldn’t even use a horse like you for glue”

I was into it but then he said some REALLY racist stuff to the horse. That’s just too far.

And Conor McGregor will challenge American Pharoah to an arm wrestling match for $25million.

The problem is that as soon as a team realizes that there really isn’t a tactical advantage to winning, they’re probably just going to concede rather than take the 0.003% chance of a designated runner pulling a hamstring muscle. You’re just getting the option of deciding whether you want the ball or the field in the…

https://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2017/03/17/msu-doctor-resigned-after-removing-nassar-patient-files/99316854/

Right. I’m aware. But he still had a foot in the door.

Plus, y’know. Jokes are jokes.

“many people told me that I should not do this,”

Wasn’t there an injury on the very first “Dive for the ball” at the beginning of the first game. Because coin flips are for beta cucks.