It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

I somehow knew even before checking Google that this guy went to Duke.

I was bored the other night and fell down a youtube hole of ‘10 best Brady throws’ and ‘5 best Brady comebacks’ and so on.

I think the 2 stud tight end set will be Bill’s white whale. He keept looking for a replacement for Ol’ Shootie McFlophouse, but could never find one that was consistent. Instead, he’s just decided “quick slot receiver who’s insane enough to hard cut across the middle” will be our go-to and once they bring the safety…

Guess the “Human TriPod” nickname wasn’t enough, he wanted 5 more!

As a Lions fan, I’m actually jealous of that formula - which like the lottery might just randomly pay off one day - as opposed to ours which looks like this:

That’s why so many coaches suck, they’re so stuck up that they think THEY have the secret formula to winning it all and that it’s all just the players not being good enough to run it.

naw, it was a FACKIN PATS humblebrag.

Forget Nickleback. Every single one of those bands he listed was like a knife in my ear.

That’s what separates Belichick and Popovich from everyone else, and it’s so key. The Patriots and the Spurs have the longest running success in their sports, and if you watch any given year the style of play from those teams will be completely different. The Spurs played a old school twin towers offense, shifted to a…

That’s the Patriot Way.

I guarantee the two guys who have lockers next to him have already requested trades or, if no other option is available, deportation.

Simple explanation:

The CRTC mandates that (and the exact guidelines may have changed, but this is roughly it) 35% of all radio content be “Canadian” from 7am-9pm.

This means that when Nickelback was “the biggest band in the world”, we’d hear them on basically every radio station non-stop.

Remember when Brady was considered a “game manager”? One of the miserable sportswriter dipshits up here used to moan and groan that all his passes traveled sideways from the line of scrimmage.

He’s the worst person on earth.

No, he gets sent to the pound.

Oh, they do not. The old Browns are dead and reanimated in Baltimore. Suggesting this new, trash franchise gets to inherent those wins is like saying Frank Sinatra Jr was the leader of the Rat Pack.

Question.

Wow, I am glad that someone else shares my sentiment. I am flummoxed that people go nuts for Ronaldo and Messi when they win Ballon ‘Dors by scoring goals against Spanish clubs that do not have the resources that Barcelona and Madrid have. Don’t get me wrong, they are generational talents, but come one, beating clubs…

Hey now, scoring against bottom feeder clubs totally makes them the best who ever played. I know this because I only started watching the game a decade ago. *vomits in lap*