That little play action and then bloop toss to Bohanon for the TD was beautifully done.

Jason gives this game the highest rating possible.

Nah, he’s probably psyched he’s advancing further in the playoffs than the team that cut him.

Pittsburgh Steelers safety Mike Mitchell expressed confidence earlier this week that the Pittsburgh Steelers were destined to face and beat the New England Patriots for the AFC Championship in Foxboro. In an interview with SI’s Greg Bishop, Mitchell said, “We’re going to play the Patriots again. We can play them…

To be fair, $150K in Hawaii equals about $25K in Dayton.

Lennay is such a pretty name. You must be very happy.

I tell my friends I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Hawaii. Guess I’d better come up with a missile story too.

Lucky dude has a girlfriend to boot.

That’s the best humblebrag I’ve read in years.

I call drinking a fifth of vodka in the morning a “Saturday.”

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

Just turn around and inspect your work before you flush.

“GRRM has no pages” is simultaneously Marchman’s best and worst take. It’s definitely not true and is very silly, while at the same time being absolutely true and emotionally devastating.

He could break the story that toppled the Trump administration once and for all and they’d still carve that cereal take on his tombstone.

Oh you mean Johnny Bananas? He got robbed last time on Road Rules Challenge. Once he got snowed he wouldn’t shut up about it.

You mean you can’t relate to being at Magic Johnson’s house and realizing that you forgot the name of the C-list actor who just asked you to go into the bathroom to share a line of blow?

Nobody I talk to ever brings him up. Pretty clear that his writing, if not his whole schtick, is becoming less important with every iteration.

Oh come off it, I’m in pretty much the same bucket. Doesn’t make us whiners or anything.

What the sam hill are you talking about? I don’t like Simmons’ work any longer and haven’t for years.