NO ONE DENIES THIS

+1 Matt Foley

Meanwhile, Fox Sports has decided to stay with it’s project, Living In A Van Down By the River Talk.

+1 offer you can’t refuse

I read “kicked” as “killed” at first. No surprise there, either.

What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So... what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how…

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

First thing I thought, as well, but this seems too well-organised to be run-of-the-mill Italian corruption.

Am I being too cynical in thinking an Italian winning the Venice Marathon, after the leaders were dicked over, is suspicious?

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

Yes. Okay. That’s a good and smart thing to do.

He was sober enough to remember to stop, drop, and roll. Most people would have instead opened up shop.

Not the usual result when a Bills fan mentions a ‘painful burning sensation’.

In NFL Jam, this is what would happen every time you won three straight home games.

“The driver and his female passenger switched seats in the vehicle...“

I, for one, welcome this new “CTE Experience” addition to the broadcast that allows viewers to see the game through the same fog as their favorite concussed players.

(If nothing else, let this put the lie to any claim that Bills fans wouldn’t waste beer to put out a man on fire.)

You can’t just expect to walk in here

That explains all their all-hobbit WR corps perfectly.

Welcome to Mordor