Was he passed out in his chair with the football blaring in the background, and a beer in hand when you finally came out?

I wonder what percentage of Da Bears fans that masturbate for the good ol’ (1) Superbowl-winnin’ days of Ditka also think that there’s no racism or social injustice anymore. I imagine it’s a large number.

That’s nothing... When I was six, my Dad hid, and we still haven’t found him yet. That has to be some kind of record!

Last time I played hide and seek was with my Dad when I was 5. I was really good at it too. I hid in the kitchen cabinet. Must’ve taken him 3 hours to find me. My Dad and I never had much of a relationship, but at least I have this wonderful memory of that one time I must’ve made him proud for how well I did.

You’re not alone, Eric.

Well, we’re used to the first part of that ...

Round here we call that a “quadruple.”

I was just thinking Bears fans are probably used to seeing QBs complete 4 passes and win.

This is embarrassingly understarred.

+1

FJM!

I came here specifically for this comment.

On the contrary, it sounds like Trump’s greatness has absolutely made its way to Maine.

At least title it “Return of the Mack.”

The bigger mistake was at the end of the first half. Instead of running twice on the first two downs and running down the clock, he tried some ridiculous pass plays, one of which I believe, the guy ran out of bounds. Romo even pointed this out at the time! This left enough time on the clock for Oakland to get a field…

I love Andy. He was the best coach we ever had in Philly, but he was never really good with the use to TO or Time Management in general. I guess he really hasn’t figured that out yet.

Secondly, should that TD been reviewed. Why didn’t it overturned? The fix is in.

End of the first half. Odd play selections led to a FG and ensuing kickoff with over a minute left before half. They should have probably kicked off with 20-25 secs left. Lucky for KC, after Carr worked them downfield 50 yards, Giorgio shanked a 45 yarder at the end of the half, but Reid’s play calling and clock…

If you ask the president about Kike’s performance he might start taking about Jared Kushner.

I texted my friend “Kiké!!!!!!!!!!!!” after the grand slam and felt very, very weird about it.

This is the most important accent mark in history.