Can beat that. Saw three people botch University of New Hampshire as UHN.

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

Rumor is he tried to get the colleges that Jets fans attended on the schedule, too, but....

An extremely forward thinking move. The scouts will reward him.

Here’s the more direct question:

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

If there’s anything people in a city named Columbus cannot stand for, it’s planting your flag in foreign territory and claiming it as your own. “Unacceptable”, they all proclaim.

This is the most white person controversy ever.

Life in Ohio is so bland they think that ranch is the pinnacle of exciting and flavorful.

The replies to this tweet are just hilarious:

Ranch and skyline chili. Automatic number one state in worst cuisine power rankings?

I assumed he did it to ensure he doesn’t get drafted by the Browns or Bengals.

serious, what is it with people in Ohio? They literally put ranch on everything!

Planting the flag is forgivable. But not referring to them as THE Ohio State University in his apology is inexcusable. Drink bleach and die you motherfucker!

I got caught up in an emotional win, and yeah, it should have been something I did in the locker room

On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.

. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.