Looks like we have two separate blowing incidents. The grass lots at a bills game are essentially a refugee camp with an abundance of alcohol and Canadian chaperones.

I say this to the people of Buffalo and the fans of the team, even as a steadfast atheist:

On seeing the blowjob photo, Rex Ryan said, “Hot. But they could’ve left something to the imagination.”

See Bills fans, there are some happy endings at the Ralph. Buck up, kiddos!

Everyone knows married women don’t do that

You can tell it’s the women’s room by the way the stall has a door #TheRalph

You know that posting stuff like this only encourages them, right?

I guess the couple who got married in the parking lot decided to begin their honeymoon asap

“Buffalo is all alone in first place in the AFC East.”

I’m just glad all those eyesores were on the shirts team.

I think you mean slur on slur violence.

Agreed. All of the spousal strategies seem better designed to manipulate a fairly stupid child.

No they are lacking in communications skills to the point that the dysfunction in their relationship will likely never go away. All resulting primarily from an inability or fear of expressing themselves respectfully to each other. Throw in a side of misunderstanding and you end up with casserole meltdown. Fuck these…

Worse, it was her boss she tried to poison

If his boss was the one who sent out the invite that said it was largely catered, and he knew his wife was prone to making buzzfeed dishes, he should’ve just not said anything about it being a potluck. “It’s a catered party at my bosses place, we’ll bring them a bottle of wine.”

For real. I have no idea why Burneko wrote this clause, because it clearly doesn’t describe the couple in this story:

The backstory here is probably really important, in that I’m guessing there’s a good chance Reddit guy is GENERALLY an unsupportive, tone-deaf moron and his wife’s reaction makes a lot more sense against that background. But with that out of the way:

Or more importantly, marrying an insecure petulant child who whines about feeling inferior. I feel bad for that guy, as this isn’t going to be the worst of it by a long shot.

The entire marriage is clearly based on the husband treating the wife like a petulant child and the wife acting like same, so it seems doomed to me to begin with. How about marrying someone who you can have a rational discussion with, who is capable of reacting to perceived criticism like an adult? The wife certainly…

I know I’m an asshole, but isn’t the correct Spousal Strategy to never get yourself into this situation, by not marrying the kind of person who would want to make a Sushi Casserole in the first place?