You get enough plate appearances, you’ll get the runs, believe you me.

Can never beat this one, sorry.

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

At this point it’s not about Johnny, it’s about the five lovely yet flawed women who lost their lives. Those hookers gave a shit and tying up thier legacies with johnnys’ is unfair to all parties involved.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

I was told Olive Garden wasn’t fucking around and now I have visual proof.

It’s in a book; it must be the truth

Craig James. Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.

#rememberthefive

Who hasn’t?

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

Or murdered dogs.
Or rape a woman in a bathroom stall.
Or allegedly murder a guy.
Or kill a teammate in a drunk driving accident.
Or beat up his girlfr- wait, no, he did do that. Allegedly.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

“Yeah, this is Brian Sabean. Tell Sandoval there’s no room service....I don’t care what you tell him, make something up. Tell ‘im you’re all out of bamboo.”

Not surprising that he has only one walk and zero runs, though.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

one of the greatest defensive barrages ever. No one came to Smith’s aid. No one on the Knicks wanted to take that last shot...Starks passed on a good look, Ewing stumbles to the ground after getting a step on his defender...