Hands down the best major sports intro theme song.

the mofo is 6'10" and can’t dunk standing under the basket, nor do the damn refs ever call any of the fouls. It’s like watching the schoolyard bully steal YOUR kids lunch money for the 100th time, thinking that the karate lessons are gonna make a difference. NOPE. DENIED. LOSER. Sheesh.

This is the single most painful highlight in all of my personal sports fandom. I will now light myself on fire.

WHO WANTS TO SEX MOTIMBO?!?

I don’t know, I think I’d rather they shorten the regular season. A good playoff series is just so much more satisfying to watch.

To me, the “they have to win a championship or the win-loss record doesn’t matter” point doesn’t fit: one, because this is a historic achievement, not merely a traditionally dominant regular season campaign; and two, because they won last year with largely the same roster, so suck it if you this this team was only…

R.I.P. Gold Club.

I didn’t realize they made 7 trips to Atlanta that year. Good thing the schedule-makers fixed that moving forward.

I’ve heard Jordan say the 95-96 Bulls were their best team (because of the intelligence, defense, and drive/attitude), but I’ve always felt 91-92 was the best of the Bulls. Deeper roster, more offensive talent, Pip and MJ nearer to their physical peaks, the confidence of their 1st title built in to the team.

I like how you appropriately used “and” instead of “or”

I’m guessing at least 7 of those losses can directly be attributed to strippers, hard liquor, and nearby casinos.

Scout’s notes:

“Still projected to be a draft pick, Tom" -Dallas Cowboys

Yes, and for example, I never existed

The 80s dominated with Action Movies. Never to be surpassed in any decade.

-1/2 star for taking the joke too far and for missing ‘involved’

Some of those are just hard fouls and linconsequitual. I mean, this video’s creator is being pretty linsolent to NBA refs. But if he is right and race is involved, that makes this whole situation linsufferable.

yea I hear OBJ gets a lot of shit from security too

Maybe security guards hassle him less because he’s Asian and more because his hair makes him look like a junior high Juggalo or a background extra in a cut scene from the rave in Blade II.