I bet I know!

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

Don’t worry, the porn parody can’t be far behind.

I want to see a Batman movie where someone just shoots him in the fucking mouth.

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.

No one in the world is worse at anything than Jon Barry is at talking about the NBA.

Jon Barry’s average number of significant factual errors per game: 12.5. Percentage of time he spends shooting the shit rather than talking about the actual game in progress: 51-89%. Meaningful insights per game: <0.

Jon Barry is an example of a former athlete that doesn’t actually know the sport he played. He is shockingly unaware of fairly basic rules and strategies. Once, at the end of the game, the losing team was fouling as they do and he kept repeating “I understand you want to go for the steal but why let them even inbound?…

Tirico is good—forgot him. Jon Barry is a war crime.

I thought that was common knowledge.

Can we agree Windhorst is basically lebrons unofficial media mouth piece at this point. I feel like all he reports on are Lebron and what ever team he is on.

Ramona Shelburne needs to do a piece on the godforsaken horror show that is ESPN’s NBA broadcasting team. Jon Barry? Mark Jackson??? Chris motherfucking Broussard??????? Mark Jones, Hubie Brown & Doris Burke can stay. The rest: GONE.

This is such bullshit.

Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

+1 case of cholera

That’s sort of the point. The coaches seem to think felonious assault and rape are “gay” acts.

“No, no, guys! Put those away! You’re supposed to caulk the wagons!”

+1 river crossing

No one circles the wagons like Conestoga High School!

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.