Submitted on behalf of the Eagles starting quarterback.

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

Only our best and brightest.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

I think that tweet is just Tony’s coy way of telling us he has AIDS.

The idea that Saturnalia had anything to do with Christmas is a myth. The date is different, and none of the traditions of Saturnalia were imported into Christmas. Many of the current Christmas traditions came from a different pagan holiday 1000 years later, Yule.

I read it all, thought it was interesting. Still don’t get your parentheses. Is it serious comments in parentheses, snark is left free?

“Join the club”

Typical of a Boston sports fan to step on so many toes like this. Someone who made a Cardinals mod would have done it The Right Way.

After reviewing this article, Roger Goodell has fined the New England Patriots $1,000,000 and two draft picks, and has suspended Tom Brady 4 games. After appeal, Goodell also suspended David Ortiz for 4 games, and fined Bethesda Software $1,000,000.

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

I don’t know why O’Connor is so pissed. He gets paid to cover the Jets, which is incredibly easy when Ryan Fitzpatrick or Geno Smith is playing quarterback.

“Obnoxious and despicable are better than boring.”

Blind drunk

To be fair this particular game seems like it would be much more entertaining if you couldn’t tell the teams apart.

Bill-Jets games are usually enjoyed best by being completely blind.

Luxury.

I did nazi that coming.

COTD

The happiest asshole in America, ladies and gentlemen.