Judging by the pictures alone, I’m interested. But how will I hide my erection?

Gotta stay positive...

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

I graduated at the top of my University of Phoenix class.

Eh, I got to bed around 3, 3:30.

sorry lionel, this is a safe space for white billionaire pill poppers.

An AFC team vs an AFC team in the Super Bowl?

Sorry your mongoloid QB is dying.

Smith followed up with, “That’s the problem with telepromter parents today.”

“Who the fuck is Matt Hasselbeck?”

Emmitt Smith was pretty upset about this. In his day a player played, “no matter know many kid’s knees were laser aided.”

Big deal. Jim Irsay doesn’t even have a kidney.

Scroll Tide.

“He is a leader, a true unifying presence.”

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

I actually read that passage a bit quick and assumed he was saying it was a wink to the earlier Bond films.

...where a guy cries blood. Because that’s normal.

Yeah, I kinda stopped taking this review seriously when he was comparing the white cat in SPECTRE to Austin Powers.